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Monday, April 27, 2009

I am sleeping with...
The Facebook Murderer


Matt does and says the weirdest things in the middle of the night- things he denies doing in the morning... and most of which I can't mention here. But one time, I woke up to him screaming at the top of his lungs for help. Panicked, I grabbed his shoulder to see what was wrong, and he flipped over and screamed in my face. Then he said, "oh sorry" and went back to sleep. Of course I couldn't.
Last night before going to bed, we watched a 48 Hours Mystery (our most favorite show) about the Craig's List Killer- this guy who was contacting people from Craig's List and trying to kill them.
Then, after we both had fallen asleep, Matt woke me up saying, "Now I am going to murder you!" in a friendly voice.
I was like, "what?!",
and he said, "Now I am going to murder you! I am the facebook murderer."
And again I was like, "what the heck are you talking about?!".
Then he kind of laughed and said "hehe, get it? Like the craig's list killer, but I'm the Facebook murderer". And then he went back to sleep and wouldn't respond to me when I started telling him that he was the strangest person in the world.
I called him at work today and talked to him about it. He says he doesn't remember that conversation at all... but still, I'm a little worried. Maybe just to be safe, I should delete him as my friend on Facebook.

6 comments:

Jamie, Adriane and Olivia said...

Spooky! I might delete him as well. Although I (Jamie) do things like this all the day in my sleep.

Sarah said...

I don't want to point fingers, but to my knowledge Matt never did anything like this in childhood.

Naomi said...

Typical in-lawish thing to say.

HA!

Aunt Donna said...

It MUST be the April 24th birthday....Ian is scary weird, too. hahaha

Emily said...

That is SOOOOO funny! Creepy too, but mostly funny. My Matt does strange things in his sleep and is SO mean to me (yells, shoves me). It's so odd because these are not normal behaviors for him and he doesn't remember anything in the morning. MEN!

Aunt Carol said...

do you watch grey's anatomy? A doctor on the show almost killed his girlfriend by strangling her when she was sleeping because her paddle fan noise reminded him of an incoming helicopter in Iraq.
Just thought you should know.