The Salvador Dali Museum
Step into the world of Salvador Dali
Of twisted dreams and unusual folly
Of melting clocks, bright colors, and all things jolly
See Venus de Milo and Abraham Lincoln
But look closer to see this painter is winkin
Look even closer and you'll see he's been drinkin.
Stop by the gift shop on your way out
Pick up a dali thing to think and talk about
Put it in your pocket and don't let it fall out!
I am posing as Salvador Dali (all I need is a mustache)