Karate Moms are the New Soccer Moms
It's true. Karate is expensive and beneficial to children, therefore making it the sport every superior mom enrolls their child in. Rocket is no exception and I expect that he will grow up to be a fine CEO of a big corporation because of his ninja skills. At class, as the children refine their karate moves, the moms sit on the sidelines and discuss things like scrapbooking, the hottest SUV colors, Racheal Ray's best recipes, acrylic nails, saving the environment, healthy eating, breast augmentation, and other highly important issues affecting the women of Highlands Ranch. No one has yet suspected that I am the mole, and that really I am only there to secretly pick up on karate moves, so that I will be able to defend myself when suburban narcisist take over the world. Shhhh. HIYA!